Computer Joke: Windows Error Codes
Added on Saturday, July 5th 2008 at 08:57:27 PM
Error 001: Windows loaded - System in danger
Error 002: No Error - Yet
Error 003: Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
Error 004: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
Error 005: Multitasking attempted - System confused
Error 006: Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
Error 007: System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
Error 008: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
Error 009: Horrible bug encountered - God knows what happened
Error 00A: Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
Error 00B: Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
Error 00C: Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
Error 00D: Window closed - Do not look outside
Error 00E: Window open - Do not look inside
Error 00F: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Error 010: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Error 011: Window open - Do not look outside
Error 012: Window closed - Do not look inside
Error 013: Unexpected error - Huh ?
Error 014: Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
Error 018: Unrecoverable error - System destroyed. Buy new one.
Error 019: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Error 01A: OS overwritten - Please reinstall all software.
Error 01B: Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will suffer a penalty for that.
Error 01C: Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Error 01D: System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
Error 01E: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Error 01F: Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Error 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
Error 042: Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
Error 079: Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Error 103: Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
Error 678: This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Error 683: Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
Error 815: Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available.
Error 912: Purchase a new copy of Windows today. Old license void. Windows has been deleted.
